secondsilence

2008-09-18T18:32:00.003+08:00

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Have eljay.

2008-09-17T18:35:00.004+08:00

No water supply in the house just now.

Tap one gurgled grudgingly when I tried it.
Tap two squeaked indignantly.
Tap three didn't bother giving me a response.

Thank god it's back now, cause I couldn't flush.

2008-09-15T17:48:00.004+08:00

Rant post ignore me.
I can't keep muttering about these to myself I get tired.

Need 2 get:

-Denim jacket
-Sandals
- Khaki shorts (!!) Have not given up on my quest to find the perfect shorts with the perfect price.
- Psp (sudden unidentifiable urge)
- A new nose (still saving up)
- Pair of thinner lips (Wanling thinks my lips are thick when she has N____ lips!!)
- Non hairy legs & arms (hideously hideous. The ah meng thought I was his best friend when I went 2 the zoo)
- A new wardrobe .... why not.
- Might as well get a new face then

Okay my face. I hate pimples hello go away. I don't need you and I don't want you and neither does my face. I may even consider striking the new face off my 'need 2 get' list if I don't have you.

Drinking as much water as possbile without my kidneys exploding and stomach is bloating like a pufferfish.

tt4n will make sure I strike everything off the list five years down the road.

2008-09-13T14:08:00.002+08:00

Mcdonald's delivery charges are ridiculous. Excuse me, I just need to get it off my small chest.

That said, my budding and fast withering career in fanfic is failing miserably. Bye bye, I'm going to whine to my pillow now because apparently no one is around.

2008-09-11T20:06:00.000+08:00

I'm sorry (and believe me, I truly am), but philosophy is not for you.

2008-09-11T09:35:00.004+08:00

Too many weirdos adding me on friendster, including one that looks like a terrorist. Bye bye friendster, you suck.

Now, if only I can find that 'delete account' button.

2008-09-11T08:46:00.001+08:00

Ain't my layout beautiful?
Ain't my dividers gorgeous?

Ain't it ain't it ain't it? (flicks hair)

2008-09-08T16:22:00.003+08:00

Yayee business picking up. A bit. Though what business it is is none of your business.

2008-09-03T18:25:00.004+08:00

Hm. Came across several of my primary school classmates' blog.

Seems like everyone got them self a boyfriend.
No comments.

(snorts)

2008-09-03T15:30:00.003+08:00

Bad English:
I've wore it once.

Bad bad bad baddy baddier badiest English:
The meal I ate was incandescent!

Don't use words you don't know how to use tyvm.

2008-09-03T15:24:00.001+08:00

Sigh where have all the cool people gone to.
Shall get myself some instant pizzas and cereal for lunch.

2008-09-03T14:41:00.001+08:00

omg if you hate your life so much you can just go kill yourself now and nobody will care.

If you don't want to then stop whining everywhere how hellish your life is and all that shit.

2008-09-03T14:37:00.003+08:00

Enough of the trashy melancholic posts which are totally so un-Mandy like.

Speaking of Mandy, I am most most most most displeased now.
See how it'll go tonight.

2008-08-29T21:54:00.001+08:00

"I love you more than anything else."

"Um, yeah, me too."

(pause)

"Oh, wait a minute, I actually forgot about myself for a moment back there."

2008-08-29T20:07:00.002+08:00

All along, they were a mirror for us, we were a mirror of them.

2008-08-27T18:39:00.004+08:00

I hate it when my hot shower turns cold, when I have no jackets when there are air-cons, when corianders find its way into my food, when my nails get dirty, when I've run out of tissues, when it rains on weekdays I have to get up early on, when my blanket falls to the ground when I'm asleep.

I hate it when I see the bus pulling away, when I'm a mark away from the passing grade, when my computer falls sick and worries me, when I lose my money, when I have no food, when cockroaches and ants are invading, when my mother arrives home grumpy, when my favourite things are missing.

But I hate it when friends don't care, when friends aren't behaving like friends should.

Hate is an underrated word, used too often, used too much.
Apathy is my best friend, because nobody really gives a shit about you out there.

2008-08-26T19:48:00.004+08:00

I see................... soooooooooooooo many gorgeous items online calling out to my moolah!!!

How?!

And I have like, the coolest idea ever and I super can't wait for monday!!!!

Oh moolah, come home to mummy!!!!

I must be getting money crazed.

2008-08-25T21:36:00.003+08:00

Bloody olympics finally ended.

Starting everyone goes "Woo! opening! fireworks! magnificent!!!" and all the half witted remarks.

It gets very annoying when I see people doing sports everytime I switch channels.

And see Singapore lose all the matches.
Chey.

2008-08-25T18:57:00.014+08:00

I hate preachers.

And that includes Mr ego in front of me, though he could be a third grade saint (as saintly as my horrible classmates can get) minus the I-really-know-it-all part.

And.... (oh, shocking relevation)

I DON'T BATHE IN THE MORNING.

AND

I still don't stink.
(Gasp! Even more shocking!)

If any loserish passer by wants to disagree, you cannot do so because there is no tagboard!!! Yippee!

2008-08-21T19:52:00.016+08:00

eeyer!

(flicks)

2008-08-21T18:47:00.002+08:00

I hate motorcycles with engines that go vroom vroom vroom! and the motorists on it who think they're so cool.

2008-08-19T20:58:00.019+08:00

Right, before I forget. I have something very very important I want to talk about. Since I have no tagboard, this gives me a very dangerous illusion that no one is reading it.

And this particular very important thing is .....

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"CARE TO BE FREN?"

FOR YOUR BLOODY OWN FACE'S SAKE, SHUT THAT BLACK HOLE ON YOUR FACE YOU CALL A MOUTH ALREADY.

I am so so so irritated by it that I have to rant about it here.
It also comes it other versions, mainly the infamous "care to intro?" and "can we be fren?"

No no no and bloody no.
Yes, no.
(Read: for the stupid people. It actually still means no even though there's a yes.)
No.
No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-08-19T20:43:00.003+08:00

I am now very convinced that my layout is like, so gorgeous that no other can compare with it.

And and, there's no tagboard for anyone to contradict me.
So there.

Anyway, EL oral tomorrow and I'll be lucky if I don't spit anything into my examinor's face.

2008-08-18T22:45:00.001+08:00

Yayee new skin, and it's obviously better than yours.

2008-08-18T21:00:00.002+08:00

Um, friends?
Whatever.

By the way, you're uglier than my school P.E shorts, which is saying a lot cause Xu chun mei (your bffaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeae) falls under this category too.

2008-08-12T20:40:00.002+08:00

Happy National Day!

Not.

Singaporeans are mostly horrible and that excludes me.

If another auntie sticks her elbow in my ribs again when boarding the mrt I will personally make sure that she is stuffed neatly in the gap between the platform and the MRT.

Or if another uncle doesn't say thank you when I open the door for him I will tear the door off it's hinges and squish him against a wall with it till his brain juice flows out.

2008-08-07T21:49:00.001+08:00

Hmph escape.

Superdog is the bestest bestiest best.

2008-08-04T21:04:00.004+08:00

I must the queen dorkus or something cause I bought school shoes of the wrong size even though I tried them on!!

Anyway, I heard some ah beng played the secondhand serenade song again. You know, the song? Like, tonight will be the night I fall for you?!
Ridiculous. Can't they get a new song already. And they play it every night!

There was your call. Everywhere I went, your call, your call, your call call call when there is a call. If you want a bloody call so much then go be a telemarketer or something.

Then there was low. When a phone rings in the bus (low low low low low low low....) everybody who was below 25 ('cept for me!) turned their head simultaneously in a fluid motion to check their handphones! Then one of them will be like, oh, that guy has the same ring tone as me!

yayee, suprise (pulls crackers).

2008-07-28T20:52:00.002+08:00

Jesus christ. It's happening again.

Whenever I get myself a cool new email, stupid fags will start asking me who I am when I'm already using my name as my name.

2008-07-24T21:58:00.004+08:00

So, Clau was trying to guess this teacher's age.

MandyH. says:
wrong.
aiya i tell you la
is....

(*)_(*) says:
3
8

MandyH. says:
wrong.
is............................................

(*)_(*) says:
5!

MandyH. says:
2.............................................
9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(*)_(*) says:
6?
oh.

MandyH. says:
cannot tell right.

(*)_(*) says:
he sure looks twice as old.

MandyH. says:
that was mean
29x2 = what har

(*)_(*) says:
58 la

MandyH. says:
your head la

(*)_(*) says:
?

MandyH. says:
no wonder your math fail

(*)_(*) says:
what
29+29 nt 58 meh.

MandyH. says:
..
wait
really is 58

(*)_(*) says:
AHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

MandyH. says:
no wonder my math fail.
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(*)_(*) says:
i haven finish saying my story!
thennnnnn

Then it is none of your business after that.
Though the above isn't as well, I just made it yours.

And yes her name looks provocative but it's just a couple of stars in msn!

2008-07-24T21:53:00.002+08:00

No no no this is not Mandy blogging because she is doing her homework.
She is also not bitching on msn with Clau because she is really really really doing her homework.

2008-07-22T19:42:00.005+08:00

Now, that black hairy patch you see on my forehead is just a hideous excuse for a fringe and it will, hopefully, look more humane in three weeks time.

In the mean time, I shall try to convince myself that it doesn't look like a walking crime (with spotlights!!) even though people are staring at me like I have a big sticky boogey hanging out of my nose.
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Which I don't have ..... right?!

2008-07-18T23:03:00.006+08:00

~~Sex~~ Math and ~~lovers~~ p.e are such hot topics I can't stop talking about them!!

Hia hia hia I am very pleased with the above strikes though no one will know what I'm talking about except for my dirty friends with all the dirtayyy secrets!

2008-07-15T19:35:00.002+08:00

It must be a sin for a man over forty (e.g. my father) to listen to Paris Hilton ~~singing~~ breathing along to the lyrics of stars are blind.

Not to mention that the song is stupid.
Anyway, I had a fantastic time embarrassing myself last week.

Me: (dials mother's number and spoke without checking!!!) Eh mummy ah, we still got pad left or not har?

Some weird man: uh.... wrong number.

2008-07-09T23:27:00.003+08:00

Hello noobs.

Yippee I am the mj queen (albeit self-proclaimed).
Okay la, the above was done by my mother.

Still!
Kitschy wins!! :D

2008-07-09T21:00:00.001+08:00

Wait wait sorry I just realised that 'nasi' is rice and therefore it should be fry kangkang?

Okay, fry kangkang.

2008-07-09T20:55:00.003+08:00

And btw, when I said that fat people should sit on the bus, I do bloody not mean that they should plonk themselves in a ridiculously small space and squish the skinny people on either side of them!!!!!

I have nothing against jolly fat people (eh, santa claus okay), and grumpy fat people, (they make me look gorgeous) so if you take offence at this post means you're one of those stupid fat people.

2008-07-09T20:35:00.002+08:00

Are Mcdonald's fries like, nasi fryfry or something like that.

(You know, like nasi kangkang, where a woman puts rice under her byebye, lets it condense so the vapour falls back to the rice from her byebye then feeds it to some man to bewitch him.)

I cannot stop eating the bloody fries and I am, sooner or later (preferably later later later) going to die from the all the transfats clogged up in my arteries.

2008-07-09T20:21:00.001+08:00

Gone?
It's gone?!
The prawn crackers are gone?!!!!

2008-07-06T00:36:00.001+08:00

Augustus Loop, Augustus Loop, the great big greedy nincompoop.

2008-07-06T00:28:00.004+08:00

2008-07-04T20:33:00.001+08:00

I was so pissed off that I changed someone's name on my msn list to I AM MANDY'S DOG & I LICK HER SHOES.

Highly therapeutic.

2008-07-04T19:00:00.002+08:00

Preachy preachy: people who are of bigger size should sit when on board a bus rather than stand.

2008-06-30T19:54:00.002+08:00

Okay actually not very nice.

Shall remove it from dA once the sever can be found.

2008-06-30T19:52:00.002+08:00

Eh not nice meh?!

No one likes it leh (Jacq's face aside).

2008-06-30T18:55:00.002+08:00

My lack of CCA is bugging me so much I dreamt of it.

Benson Tay (totally no link) : Why didn't you fill in your CCA form?

Me: Eh.. cause I no CCA.

Benson Tay: "Why do you not have a CCA?"

Me:"Eh... cause I quited."

Benson Tay: "Then now you have no CCA and your form is empty." (flares nostrils)

"Eh..."

2008-06-26T20:29:00.006+08:00

Geez just found my primary school blog and it looks wayyyy better than my ratty tatty current school's blog.

mmm and I keep tasting blood in my mouth I think the metals are tearing my cheeks. ]:

School, AP, icu, home, homework, school, AP, icu, home, homework, school, AP, icu, home, homework, yeah well my favourite lifestyle.

A little bit of boring, a little bit of hunger, a little bit of sleepyness and a huge dose of annoyance probably sums up my school life.

But me, unlike you, am not a nitwit so I have friends who let me get through the day without dying.

2008-06-24T21:01:00.003+08:00

Calling the cashier at Aries stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

No, that's not entirely because she took up my oxygen when she followed my ass like a mutt around the store.

I've come to a sudden realization - shopkeepers are mostly like their goods.
In this case, cheap, ugly and left on the shelf.

I am so going to pick a fight with her one day.
Not that she's very hard to pick or whatever considering her calibre.

You can go have sex with yourself with the lights off thank you very much.

Nah uh, nothing raunchy. Can't get any classier than this.

2008-06-19T21:37:00.000+08:00

Beejesuschrist.
(pats nose)

2008-06-19T14:21:00.002+08:00

Ok I just made the laundry in the kitchen very stinky by frying sausages and eggs.

Mom's gonna kill me when she gets back from genting cause she going to have to wear sausagey smelling clothes for a few days.

2008-06-19T12:04:00.001+08:00

2008-06-18T23:48:00.001+08:00

And since I am also sibei nua in addition to sibei hiao I shall upload the photos tomorrow.

Am tremendously pleased with dA.

2008-06-18T21:24:00.002+08:00

Because my middle name is sibei hiao, I will edit everything in photoshop before I post them up.

And I totally adore my new dress even though my mother's wallet does not.

2008-06-14T13:21:00.002+08:00

Went to watch incredible hulk yesterday and I am reminded of him whenever I pick my nose (which actually doesn't happen very often).

Imagine if your father is the incredible hulk.
And then you show him your results.

Breathe, daddy, breathe.

2008-06-14T13:17:00.003+08:00

Now.

What can I possibly buy for my father that doesn't have "World's best Dad" (so cliche, so passe, so glaringly deceitful, so whatever) boldly emblazoned across it?

No, not porcupine ties, not cuff links, not wine, no nothing.

Maybe he'd like a new daughter without hairy knuckles and one that gets better grades.

2008-06-11T19:26:00.003+08:00

I can actually eat solid food now even though I look like the mother of all pigs.

Facebook is causing a disproportionate amount of distress because my rank can't go above a drill sergeant.

Homework, homework, homework.
(mumbles)

2008-06-09T21:08:00.004+08:00

btw, surgery was horrible today but I'm still alive and complaining and guess what the syringe's most probably bigger than your (to put it less crudely) pathetic phallus.

Or your glory, so you like to think.

2008-06-09T21:04:00.002+08:00

I know, I know, I have a horrendous social life.
It's still better than yours at any rate.
And I mean any.

Enough sly digs, time to find smth for myself to eat.

2008-06-07T11:39:00.002+08:00

omg totally trashy class. (breathes fire)

2008-06-07T11:39:00.001+08:00

I want............ curly hair!

2008-06-06T21:09:00.001+08:00

FREE RIDES, FIRST IN LINE!

Get lost when your turn is over please.

2008-06-05T23:28:00.003+08:00

Life isn't that bad actually, if you minus my trashy class, horrible zits, ridiculous amount of homework, bad hair days, minor surgery on monday, mouldy wardrobe, bigger-than-other's nose, prickly armpit hair, going-to-overdue library books and uh, results?

Will not say anything about money.

Will not.

But hail, for I now have photoshop, the saviour of your face.

Okay, my face.

2008-06-01T11:29:00.002+08:00

WAR WAR WAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Gather your forces!
Load your ammunition!!!!!!!!!

(waves flag)

2008-06-01T11:18:00.002+08:00

Eh?!
Who tried to suck up to Wanling to get popular?

2008-05-30T22:57:00.002+08:00

According to friendster (\/\/), I will:

Die three times,
Have like 5+2+3 years of bad luck,
Have no love life,
Have my loved ones will die,
Remain a virgin forever,
And be single for 66 years.

All posted by one stupid twit with a flea brain.

2008-05-30T19:49:00.004+08:00

What's with the "You copying me I not copying you and she also copying me" thing?!

It's not like everyone wants to copy anyone or anyone wants to copy someone.

Even though someone is copying.

2008-05-27T22:32:00.000+08:00

We are so dramatic.

Jcqtt4pocalypse says:
your pm!
spelling error
change!
quick!

Mandy says:
OHMYGOD!

Jcqtt4pocalypse says:
LOL LATER SHE SEE

Mandy says:
OHMYGOD!

Jcqtt4pocalypse says:
hahahha!

Mandy says:
I HOPE NO ONE SAW IT!!!!!!!!!!

Jcqtt4pocalypse says:
except me right
heh!

Mandy says:
(puffs)

2008-05-27T21:49:00.003+08:00

Eh what I went out that day to study okay!

2008-05-27T18:34:00.002+08:00

Feeling like the insipid person you are?

Go to http://www.freerice.com/ to do some charity!

For the people, if not for your brain.

Note: Not for stupid people.

2008-05-26T20:31:00.001+08:00

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My old higher mother tongue teacher (lualua) remembers me!!!!!

Me: "You remember me ah?!"

Then

"You're the one who transferred to express chinese right..........................."

2008-05-26T20:27:00.003+08:00

So ............ chinese.
So.
So!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had to bear with a ridiculously rickety table for approximately three and a half hours for it.

Saw a monstrous blob of my saliva flying out during oral!
Thank god it flew off course and veered to my right instead of landing smack on my examiner's face.

And I pronounced "sheepishly" as "sheepisly".

2008-05-23T20:37:00.002+08:00

Friendship is obviously not that fragile, or I'll have less friends than I already do.

2008-05-22T22:01:00.002+08:00

Grr chinese on monday and I suck at chinese!

I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want A1 I want boyshorts and shades and smackers!!!!!!!!

Throw a new (gorgeous)face in the list.

2008-05-22T18:49:00.002+08:00

Found a boogey stuck in the library book.

Nothing else is yellow-ish green, dry, lumpy and sticky at the same time!
Not pisai then what?!

2008-05-16T21:30:00.001+08:00

Your ugly browser:

My gorgeous browser!

2008-05-14T21:27:00.003+08:00

Must stop reading other people's blogs though they're good for cheap thrills.
Too much of that kind of thrills makes my English suffer.

Better get down to doing my coursework before Choo threatens to call down the entire line of my ancestors.

2008-05-06T19:07:00.005+08:00

Chemistry exam turned into a pimple plucking fest and I finally got rid of those horrible cooked skin on my chin.

Sudden break out in that area, have no idea whether is it karma or just me not wiping my mouth after I eat.

Math was a real gone case and Ralfi's gonna have a fantastic time marking my paper cause there's actually nothing to mark.

And I bet the only thing I wrote correctly in that entire paper is my name.

2008-05-05T20:47:00.001+08:00

Just realised that I have a very good math assessment book at home and its been on my shelves for half a year.

And it looks like I just bought it today.
Time to do something with it.

2008-05-03T20:50:00.003+08:00

Gee guess what happened today?!

I went to the toilet to check up on my braces and two pudgy girls were blocking my way.
And they laughed at me when I checked to see if there were any food stuck?

Seriously and it was so obvious one of them had a prickly armpit.

How can someone with a prickly armpit laugh at me!

Chey.

2008-04-29T21:43:00.001+08:00

Am stuck in my chair in a obscene position.
Must gostan back to my bed and wriggle out.

2008-04-27T18:30:00.002+08:00

Am watching this act cute show on channel eight.
And I'm not doing any labelling, that show is for them to act cute!!

They look so stupid it's a wonder mensa hasn't send any assassin to murder them.

So what if I'm feeling mean?

2008-04-27T17:38:00.003+08:00

No unread books left in my house except for the Geography textbook, wuthering heights and pride and prejudice (hah).

Which I am obviously not going to read.
Am getting really fidgety with nothing to do.

And why is no one buying rare EQ when I'm selling it so cheap?!

2008-04-27T13:40:00.002+08:00

Apparently I've not been blogging for so long that blogger has forgotten me.

Not that I have much to blog about.
Except ............. I really don't like fat prudes.

Geog is driving me crazier than I usually am.

Tell me, tell me, why are we learning about rivers?!?!?!?!?!

Aiya whatever la.

2008-04-23T19:47:00.002+08:00

I laughed till I almost peed in my underwear at the foodcourt today.

That is, until we were rudely interrupted by the two fat prudes who were sitting beside us.
They went "Excuse ME!"

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"Sorry, no space."

2008-04-23T19:41:00.002+08:00

Heard the most ridiculous convo on my way home today.

Actually, I only heard three sentences, but that was enough.

(Auntie A passes Auntie B, who has a son with a I-am-angsty-face)

Auntie A: WAH! Your son so handsome ah!

(I-am-angsty-face gives a I-am-angsty-face)

Auntie B: Where got?? Your son also very handsome what......

Auntie A: Aiya, no la....

I looked around, and.....................

Auntie A didn't bring her son out today.

2008-04-22T20:25:00.006+08:00

Great.
Good.
Fantastic.

I'm the one who screwed things up again.

Best to tuck my miserable self to bed early and prepare for another miserable day in my miserable school with my miserable classmates.

Yes, classmates, not friends.

If you're feeling indignant means you're one of the miserable classmates.

Which you most probably are because I don't have many friends because I'm not fake enough for them.

2008-04-20T21:48:00.001+08:00

The cashier at econs was so slow that I thought he just discovered his reflexes today.

Anyway.
I'm a high cleric already!
(turns up nose)

And me, unlike Leroy, only did my quest one time.

2008-04-17T22:09:00.003+08:00

My armpit hair almost poked me to death today.
My pleasure to say I've gotten rid of it.

That obviously is not the main point of this post, in case you're stupid enough to wonder.
(I have no idea why stupid people are at my blog. What can they possibly do? Read?)

Ok. Main point. And that is .............. NAPFA (however you spell that horrendous event).

No, I know what you're thinking.
I didn't run like a duck.

I ran like a duck with feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-04-17T19:55:00.002+08:00

It's a turkey flapping!

It's a wild sow grunting!

It's a stupid donkey braying!

It's a cow farting!

It's a clown on the loose!

Omg, it's you!

2008-04-15T20:04:00.001+08:00

Yes my front teeth are no longer bucked!

I love my braces (so what if flies get stuck in them).

2008-04-15T19:58:00.002+08:00

I did not post this picture because I think David is cute or whatsoever.

Have no idea why so many girls are gushing about him.

2008-04-15T19:53:00.003+08:00

So.

No one thinks my new bag is nice.
Except for jacq, but she's the one who convinced me to buy it in the first place.

But I like it anyway, even though it's too small for my frame.
Actually, it's just too small to put in an adequate amount food for me.

At least no one will have the same bag as me.

Zinc? What Zinc?!

2008-04-13T21:34:00.002+08:00

Sunday night and I'm having monday blues.

I have......... four things (or maybe more) undone.

Have not done my physics worksheet and I've forgotten what the nichrome wire is for because I was too enthralled (kidding) by the teacher's twitching biceps.

And Choo's still nagging me for my coursework which I am actually supposed to be doing now instead of blogging.

I bet she will still nag at me tomorrow for it even though Leon tried to help me by flirting with her when she walked past me in the parade square while I hid behind my book and snorted.

And then a geography test on trees?!
I thought not cutting them them should be enough.

To add to the pile, there's a chemistry test on cations and anions (?) tomorrow and I don't know anything about them except they can't be eaten!

2008-04-11T17:14:00.002+08:00

You'd think God'll be kinder when he gave me a social crisis (in another words, my current social life is somewhere along the shithole).

But no.
My face is as oily as usual.

But no.
I had a bad hair day.

But no!
I had socks which wouldn't stop riding up my ankles.

I can go on, except I decided to be kind even though I'm a mess.

2008-04-10T19:16:00.001+08:00

Motivation talk was ................ motivational?

Cried until I got a noseful of boogies.

And no, that wasn't the worst because the sound of Jacq wailing down the corridor would've put any school ghost to shame.

2008-04-06T17:13:00.001+08:00

Unfortunately for you, I'm nowhere near dead yet.

Sick of everything and everybody. _l_

2008-03-31T09:07:00.002+08:00

Totally lost my regal aura (not that I had a lot of it in the first place) when I went to Jacq's house.

Slept on the couch under Valerie's butt, stuffed myself with fried food, sat in several umglam poses which revealed my fugly shorts and pehpehjiao.

Speaking of pehpehjiao, E=Pt!
And: pehpehjiao woooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

2008-03-31T08:48:00.001+08:00

There.

I'm not the only one eating in the computer lab because i found something that looks suspiciously like a lump of food stuck in the keyboard.

2008-03-31T08:40:00.002+08:00

Is it me, or are my thighs really getting bigger?

It's me, right?
Right??
Right?!

And I think saw my stomach deflate when I farted.

2008-03-28T22:09:00.001+08:00

Teenage is still giving tips on maple?!